This morning Parker found Uno Attack. His statement immediately following the find was this: "Mom, I am going to take this to Shona's house. Then I can play this game with Doug, and her, and her ladies. And we will keep the cards away from Murphy, so he won't eat them all up. But if Murphy doesn't eat the cards, will he eat me? Does he eat little three year old boys? I bet I taste good," Parker proceeds to lick his arm, "yep, I do!"
Ladies= Shona's teenage daughters Taylor, Lex, and Lauren.
Murphy= Shona's dog.